thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am midnight drunk by noon
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize