Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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