In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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