just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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