we have pet lesbian snakes
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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