I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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