Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
