Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Your dad touched me again.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My ass is underappreciated
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Randomize
