lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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