Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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