I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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