Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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