I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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