Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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