We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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