Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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