I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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