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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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