im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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