why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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