Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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