He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
