its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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