i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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