I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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