Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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