Well apparently he's into motor boating.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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