And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
