dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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