Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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