I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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