This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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