Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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