GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Randomize