i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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