what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize