I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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