Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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