Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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