Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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