Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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