ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I understand Curling. That high.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Randomize
