Can Purell be used as lube?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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