Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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