It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
How does it feel to date your dad?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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