After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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