This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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