Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
