question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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