the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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