Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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