Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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