Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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