I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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