This is not my ceiling
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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