So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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