Umm I'm too high to move.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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